Annie Buddy?? Annie Wan?? Noe Wan??? Sum Buddy??

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : I'm Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr and I don't care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

Perbedaan PRIA dan COWOK

P : Pria
C : Cowok

P : Tahu jelas lima tahun lagi ia mau jadi apa.
C : Tidak jelas lima menit lagi ia mau berbuat apa.

P : Jago membuat wanita merasa tenang.
C : Jago membuat cewek merasa senang.

P : Bacaannya John Grisham, mainannya golf, tontonannya CNN.
C : Bacaannya Harry Potter, mainannya bilyar, tontonannya MTV.

P : Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak uang.
C : Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak dosa.

P : Seimbang antara penghasilan dan pemasukan.
C : Seimbang antara hutang dan pembayaran minimum.

P : Mendukung emansipasi wanita, tapi tetap membayari bon makan wanita.
C : Mendukung emansipasi wanita dengan membiarkan wanita bayar sendiri.

P : Punya akuntan, penjahit dan dokter langganan.
C : Punya salon, kafe dan bengkel langganan.

P : Meminta Anda nimbrung ngobrol kalau mamanya menelepon.
C : Pura-pura Anda tidak bersamanya jika mamanya menelepon.

P : Putus dengan pasangannya sambil berjabatan tangan dan mengakui sulitnya menjembatani perbedaan antar mereka berdua, diiringi ucapan, Kita tetap bisa berteman selamanya.
C : Putus dengan pasangannya sambil kabur dari rumah, merokok berbatang -batang, plus ucapan, Jangan undang aku ke pernikahanmu nanti!

P : Mencintai wanita 10 % pada pertemuan awal dan meningkat terus.
C : Mencintai wanita 100 % pada pertemuan awal dan menurun terus.

P : Berpikir dewasa seperti orang usia 40 tahun saat berusia 17 tahun.
C : Berpikir kekanakan seperti orang usia 17 tahun saat berusia 40 tahun.

P : Bisa menang hanya dengan otak dalam konflik.
C : Cuma bisa ngamuk, adu mulut, n adu otot kalo konflik.

P : Mikirnya Aku masih kurang pengetahuan, harus belajar lebih banyak.
C : Mikirnya Aku yang terhebat di muka bumi, siapapun aku hadapin !!!.

P : Otak no 1, digabungin otot kalo terpaksa.
C : Otot no 1, ditambah otak kalo punya.

P : Main sepeda agar tambah perkasa.
C : Main sepeda biar dipuji wanita.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer. ~Author Unknown

A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. ~Grace Pulpit

One doesn't know, till one is a bit at odds with the world, how much one's friends who believe in one rather generously, mean to one. ~D.H. Lawrence

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. ~C.S. Lewis

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship. ~Dorothy Parker

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. ~Virginia Woolf

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. ~Author Unknown

The language of friendship is not words but meanings. ~Henry David Thoreau

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. ~Author Unknown

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~Author Unknown

It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~Marlene Dietrich

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. ~Toni Morrison, Beloved

Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. ~Plautus

If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. ~George MacDonald

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one. ~Author Unknown

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. ~Margaret Lee Runbeck, Answer Without Ceasing

Love is like the wild-rose briar;
Friendship is like the holly-tree.
The holly is dark when the rose briar blooms,
But which will bloom most constantly?
~Emily Bronte

Our most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don't understand. ~Robert Brault,